{"id":79,"date":"2011-08-17T13:40:16","date_gmt":"2011-08-17T05:40:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/?page_id=79"},"modified":"2021-04-13T17:13:02","modified_gmt":"2021-04-13T09:13:02","slug":"index","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/index\/","title":{"rendered":"Index"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__list wp-block-latest-posts\"><li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/2005\/11\/04\/the-winter-springtime-episode\/\">April 1st 1998: The Winter \/ Springtime Episode<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/2005\/11\/06\/score\/\">April 3rd 1998: Score<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/2005\/11\/08\/smack-kanike\/\">April 4th 1998: Smack &#8211; Kanike<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/2005\/11\/09\/fight-night\/\">April 8th 1998:  Fight Night<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/2005\/11\/10\/macao-withdrawals-the-kiss\/\">April 16th 1998:  Macao, Withdrawals, the Kiss<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/2005\/11\/11\/two-down\/\">April 17th 1998:  Two Down<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/2005\/11\/12\/lost-enlightenment-talk-of-kiss\/\">April 19th 1998:  Lost Enlightenment &#8211; Talk of Kiss<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/2005\/11\/13\/and-again-disgust\/\">April 20th 1998:  And Again, Disgust<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/2005\/11\/14\/coming-clean\/\">April 21st 1998: Coming Clean<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/2005\/11\/15\/the-trouble-with-people-like-me\/\">April 22nd 1998: People Like Me<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/2005\/11\/17\/april-23rd-or-so-1998\/\">April 23rd or so 1998: Slivers<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/2005\/11\/18\/april-23rd-1998-absolute-failure\/\">April 23rd 1998: Absolute Failure<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/2005\/11\/19\/april-24th-1998-acceptance\/\">April 24th 1998: Acceptance<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/2005\/11\/20\/april-25th-1998-nods\/\">April 25th 1998: Nods<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/2005\/11\/21\/april-26th-1998-hate\/\">April 26th 1998: Hate<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/2005\/11\/23\/april-27th-1998-fuck-you-forever-sucker-punch\/\">April 27th 1998: \u201cFuck You Forever!\u201d \/ Sucker Punch<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/2005\/11\/25\/april-28th-1998-the-magic-number\/\">April 28th 1998: The Magic Number<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/2005\/11\/27\/april-29th-1998-camouflage\/\">April 29th 1998: Camouflage<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/2005\/11\/28\/april-30th-1998-cutting-it-close\/\">April 30th 1998: Cutting It Close<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/2005\/11\/29\/may-3rd-1998-composition\/\">May 3rd 1998: Composition<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/2005\/11\/30\/may-5th-1998-weakness\/\">May 5th 1998: Weakness<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/2005\/12\/01\/may-6th-1998-school\/\">May 6th 1998: School<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/2005\/12\/02\/may-8th-1998-family\/\">May 8th 1998: Family<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/2005\/12\/03\/may-10th-1998\/\">May 10th 1998: ???<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/2005\/12\/05\/may-11th-1998-the-second-attempt\/\">May 11th 1998: The Second Attempt<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"sitemap.php","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-79","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/79","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/79\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":93,"href":"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/79\/revisions\/93"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/patmorais.com\/themonkey\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}